1 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,370 CLIQUE 2 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:32,300 Season II Episode 1 3 00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:51,400 Just move along big boy, there's no need. 4 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:55,500 I'm sick of guys like you! 5 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:57,510 You're not even here to work out. 6 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,390 You can't hang out in here watching people like a fucking... 7 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:04,790 - Like a fucking what? - Like a homo, you twat! 8 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:08,790 You think I'm here catch a glimpse of your roided micro dick? 9 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:17,670 No. No. 10 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:23,820 No. 11 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:27,830 I'm reporting both of you fuckers. 12 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,850 You're fucking a pussy! 13 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,890 You're getting annoying, you know? 14 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:39,760 Oh come on. Tell me that wasn't fun. 15 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:43,880 It's very disappointing. You're going to let everybody down. 16 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,820 Well you better call your grandmother and explain why you're missing the hunt. 17 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:51,680 She bought that bay for you, and she's not going to... 18 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:55,690 Mr Bowen, good to see you. Judith. 19 00:02:19,850 --> 00:02:20,860 Oh Jesus! 20 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:24,830 Oh don't panic, David. We weren't exactly getting anywhere, were we? 21 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:27,680 - Go time. - I was just... 22 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:36,860 Please, if you would just listen... 23 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,710 You're the Dean of Students, aren't you? 24 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:40,830 We came here because we want to know 25 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:44,710 what you're planning to do about problematic teaching materials. 26 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:48,810 Yes, thanks Gemma, and thank you for your emails. 27 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:52,870 Is it still mostly the twentieth century history photographs 28 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,680 that you are finding... problematic? 29 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,750 It's across the board. 30 00:02:57,780 --> 00:03:00,770 Where are our safe spaces? Where are the trigger warnings? 31 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,880 If I had epilepsy then you'd warn me about flashing lights, wouldn't you? 32 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:07,560 Yes, absolutely, I do understand. 33 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,660 I feel like I'm at constant risk of attack every time I come to uni. 34 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:11,720 Physical attack? 35 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,630 Do I need to be punched in the face 36 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:17,570 before someone takes my feelings seriously? 37 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:20,560 Alright, alright. 38 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:27,680 Everyone here has the right to learn in complete safety. 39 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,710 So do your job and protect us then! 40 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,640 Exactly! 41 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:38,540 I said I would listen to you, and you have been very forthright... 42 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:40,720 Not just myself, but the entire university 43 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:43,600 has all your interest at heart. 44 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:48,680 You've been very clear and I appreciate your frankness. 45 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,600 Darlin'... 46 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:33,610 Darlin'! 47 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,680 Darling'! 48 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:38,640 Darling'! 49 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:40,640 - What can I get you? - A Malbec please. 50 00:04:40,670 --> 00:04:43,630 Don't try and pull that shit. I'm right here, sweetheart. 51 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,580 - What's your name? - Joe. What's yours, beautiful? 52 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:49,780 Joe, you have to stop screeching, okay. You're not a toddler. 53 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:54,580 I'm just trying to get a drink, bitch. Maybe if you did your fucking job... 54 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:57,630 Bye, Joe. 55 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:03,740 Malbec, right? 56 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:07,670 Everyone who comes here has an IQ of 4. 57 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,540 You come here. 58 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:12,630 It's on my way home. And your wifi works. 59 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:18,670 Students usually work in student pubs that's all. 60 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:21,650 How d'you know I'm a student? 61 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,680 Just a guess. 62 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:32,780 What can I get you? 63 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,570 Where have you been, Hol? Booze started already. 64 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,590 - Alright, shots. - Cheers! 65 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:50,530 - You're two behind, catch up. - No, I'm good, thanks. 66 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,770 - Oh come on! - Leave her be. 67 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,560 Round two? 68 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,630 Ready to go? 69 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,580 - Okay fine, go on. - Here you go. 70 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:07,880 Okay, here, get in, ready. Three, two, one. 71 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:12,870 Oh man! 72 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:19,790 Are you coming to join us? 73 00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:21,860 Just a tiny one. 74 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:27,930 - Right. See you guys later. - See you later! 75 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:30,720 It's Holly McStay, right? 76 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:33,880 Why did you pretend not to know who I am if you do? 77 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:37,860 I read about you last year. Knowing your name doesn't mean I know you. 78 00:06:37,890 --> 00:06:39,710 Tell that to the rest of the world. 79 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:40,850 For what it's worth, 80 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,930 I think what you did to expose those bankers was amazing. 81 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:46,830 I gotta go. 82 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:49,840 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. 83 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:55,760 I just think we might have something in common, that's all. 84 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:02,920 I don't think so. 85 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,770 Wait wait wait wait wait. 86 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:16,770 - Tell me you haven't stopped serving. - What the fuck?! 87 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,720 Oh god, I can see it on your face. Don't lie to me! 88 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,820 - Aubrey, get off her. - Not till we get our drinks. 89 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:21,940 Just leave her alone. 90 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,810 Why do you always have to harrass her? 91 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,760 We're closed. 92 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,710 No! 93 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:30,940 Bad luck, boys. 94 00:07:37,730 --> 00:07:39,810 Want someone to walk you home? 95 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,880 What city do you think we're in? 96 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:43,830 I meant company, not bodyguard. 97 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:45,860 I'm alright, thanks. 98 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,770 Hey! 99 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,800 We going somewhere else or...? 100 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:53,740 - Nah, we're already pissing her off. - Don't be sensitive. 101 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,800 You're at our uni right? 102 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,750 What's your name? 103 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,940 Theresa. 104 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:01,920 Liar. 105 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:03,930 Guys! 106 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,870 Fucking gold, old man. 107 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:09,940 Okay. 108 00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:12,740 Where you're from? 109 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:36,720 Right wing provocateur Jay Galatas has been banned 110 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,820 from speaking at yet another university. 111 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:41,810 Mr Galatas spoke with reporters outside his house. 112 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:44,790 Mr Galatas, how do you respond to a number of cancellations 113 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:45,850 we just found out about? 114 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,810 Every time a university cancels me, my book sales go through the roof. 115 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,700 They're doing me a gorgeous, lucrative favour. 116 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:54,800 What do you say to the accusation that your views are dangerous? 117 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:55,910 I love corrupting kids. 118 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:58,720 Just not in the way the universities are so worried about. 119 00:08:58,750 --> 00:08:59,880 Do you thinks this is an attack on the free speech? 120 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:01,930 Do you have any interesting questions for me? 121 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:23,800 INTERNS TESTIFY IN MCDERMID TRIAL 122 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:45,840 Just asking people about microaggression today. 123 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:47,900 Is saying 'god bless you' a microaggression? 124 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:50,910 Saying 'god bless you' when someone sneezes is a microaggression. 125 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,840 Some people have different religions. 126 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:58,810 How about 'I believe the most qualified person should get the job'? 127 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:03,740 Yes... it is a microaggression because it's not just about qualifications. 128 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,700 What is it about? 129 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,820 I wanted to push for an answer, but I didn't want to be aggressive... 130 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:15,860 Micro-aggressive. 131 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,690 Wait, I'll read you what I said, hang on. 132 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,780 Do it. I'm all ears. 133 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:55,750 - You don't mind? - No, I'd like that. 134 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,890 Where is it... 135 00:11:56,930 --> 00:11:58,730 Oh here it is. 136 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,900 Further to our previous correspondence, 137 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:04,810 I wondered whether you would consider attending our speakers festival, 138 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,860 where many, many women would surely benefit 139 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,350 from your amazing achievements and insight. 140 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,380 Yes! So... confident! 141 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:15,410 - Hey, Holly! - Sorry. Am I interrupting? 142 00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:17,450 Fuck no, you live here! 143 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,510 We were brainstorming ideas for house night out though 144 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,500 if you've got any ideas? 145 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,500 No... I'm easy. 146 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,480 - Morning. - Hey. 147 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:33,430 Fraser made some pancakes. They're like, seriously good. 148 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:36,440 I made too many, like always. Come and sit down. 149 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,520 - Oh no... - I'm alright, actually. 150 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,420 I'll see you guys later. 151 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,330 Shit, sorry Holly, it's all my rubbish. 152 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,440 Oh, no, you're good. I gotta go hand in an essay anyway. 153 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:49,430 Okay, have a good one. 154 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,400 She must just be busy. 155 00:12:57,450 --> 00:13:01,440 - It's like living with puppies. - You told me to get randoms. 156 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,470 What do you care anyway? You're barely here. 157 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,440 Feeling neglected? 158 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:10,470 I'm like your 1950's housewife, waiting by the door... 159 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,930 Except I don't even get an occasional fuck. 160 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:20,060 Hey, we should start meeting for lunch again. 161 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:22,000 We never met for lunch. 162 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:25,040 Oh my god, just play along. Meet me for lunch. 163 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,000 Fine! 164 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:36,080 Hey, just me, sorry. 165 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,060 S'okay. 166 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,000 I wanted to say sorry, 167 00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:44,000 if we seem like we're all over you with this housemates thing. 168 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:49,040 - No, you don't. - Great. I was shitting it a bit. 169 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,970 I read everything they wrote about you last year. 170 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,870 Is that weird for you? 171 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,010 A bit. 172 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,090 Everyone thinks you're amazing. You're brave. 173 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,030 I'm trying to be braver this year. 174 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:17,900 You know I run a society right, Women Rise? 175 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,980 - You'd be great for it. - I've really gotta get going. 176 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,950 - Can I borrow this? - Sure. 177 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:30,070 Don't you think Fraser wants to bang me? 178 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:38,870 It's gonna be so great, Hols. 179 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,050 - Hey, Barney, they put up. - Sweet. 180 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,880 That Ben guy, he put it on his site. 181 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,000 UNI SNOWFLAKES TRIGGERED BY... SNOWFLAKES 182 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,990 What a headline. 183 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,500 I'm a wordsmith, what can I do? 184 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:17,520 It seems that Edinburgh students can now add paper to the list of things 185 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,520 that will cause them to have a nervous breakdown at university. 186 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:22,490 Fuck-sake, Barney. 187 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,440 So if you were hoping for a week on campus 188 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,590 where you weren't screamed at by the offended sheeple... 189 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,370 Aw man, Barney, they're gonna come to our house. 190 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,450 Then maybe stay home this week. The offence-brigade are out in force 191 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,430 to make sure we think nothing, say nothing, and learn nothing. 192 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,430 Hey, get your own. 193 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,420 - Well, this is gross. - Hey, whatever gets people talking. 194 00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:47,410 - Whatever. - Thank you. 195 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,590 - It's Jack, by the way. - Holly. 196 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,620 I know. 197 00:15:58,410 --> 00:15:59,580 Did you write that article? 198 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:04,390 No, no. I'd make excuses for Barney but they probably wouldn't be true. 199 00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,550 - It bother you? - I've got a lecture. 200 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,580 - Skip it. - No. 201 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:11,460 Okay, well don't spare my feelings now. 202 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,700 What do you want? A shit pint in a shit pub? 203 00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:15,860 Holding hands at the cinema, what? 204 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:19,740 That sounds nice. But hey, you have a lecture. 205 00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:22,870 I'll see you, Holly. 206 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,930 Welcome to Twitcher. We tell the truth. Or try to. 207 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,930 Just click through some links. 208 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,790 If you're someone who makes content, or wants to start, get in touch. 209 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,930 You can find an application form on our website. 210 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:40,740 Otherwise, you can find us on all forms of social media... 211 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:42,890 Shit, lunch, I'm sorry. 212 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,770 Lou, come on, I lost track. 213 00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:48,760 You think I don't know why you moved in with me? 214 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,850 Uh, maybe because we're friends? 215 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,700 You moved in with me because you knew I'd leave you alone. 216 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:55,700 Lou, things are actually going alright for me. 217 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:58,780 Right, because you carefully maintain a sparkly Insta profile. 218 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,890 Holly, you don't do anything. You've got no friends and no life. 219 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,820 Wow. 220 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,730 Last year was really fucked up... 221 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,810 I'm not asking you to tell me everything. 222 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,830 What are you asking then? 223 00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:29,050 I'm having someone round tonight, a girl I like. 224 00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,860 And I'm gonna ask Rayna and Fraser to join us. 225 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,910 Okay. 226 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,040 You realise I'm asking you to be there too? 227 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,900 - Is that a yes? - Bye, Louise. 228 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,940 WELCOME TO THE UNIVERSITY PORTAL 229 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:19,310 STUDENT INFORMATION DIRECTORY 230 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,350 HOLLY MCSTAY 231 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,450 For later. 232 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,410 - I'm sorry, I feel really old. - No! 233 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,320 Yeah. 234 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,310 I can't fucking wait to be 24! 235 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,400 Are you kidding? 236 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:04,430 No! It's, like, so proper, you know? Sophisticated. 237 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:07,540 You're so wrong. I'd fucking kill to be a student again. 238 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,440 Shit! 239 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,510 So, what does Louise usually cook? 240 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:19,350 Right, so the food is fucked, but there's wine, so we're good, right? 241 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:22,370 - Yeah, don't worry, babe. - Anything will be great. 242 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:28,270 - What do you think of Dani? - Yeah she seems nice. 243 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,240 Is that it? 244 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:35,270 When I met you you were wearing a thousand pound suit 245 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,230 and outperforming the richest men in the country. 246 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,210 Yeah, remember what happened next? 247 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,350 Right, don't judge me okay? 248 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,320 So everyone's coming tomorrow, right? 249 00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,180 What's happening tomorrow? 250 00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:07,210 Hello? Women Rise speaking festival? 251 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,290 Rayna's organised the whole thing herself. 252 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,160 It's gonna be brilliant. 253 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,240 Holly? 254 00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,620 Yeah? 255 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,570 You should come tomorrow. 256 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:23,640 Okay. Sure. 257 00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:27,660 I mean to speak. You should speak, you have a lot to offer. 258 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,570 Here you go. 259 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:36,780 You know, when we first became friends, 260 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,640 Holly told me about what she'd been through, 261 00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:42,750 how she'd managed to literally take down a whole... 262 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:45,660 Rayna, we met each other five minutes ago, 263 00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:48,750 you don't know anything about me, okay? 264 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,590 I'll go. 265 00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:17,680 Rayna... 266 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:34,310 I'm sorry. 267 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:40,200 I shouldn't be smoking weed, it makes me feel weird. 268 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,300 Alright, lads? 269 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,260 It's okay. 270 00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:03,250 I'm gonna crash. 271 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,300 ...remember, everyone, the change starts with you. 272 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:16,150 So, thank you for having me. 273 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:23,280 Thank you, Madeleine. Brilliant! 274 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:29,280 Hey, Holly. 275 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,100 - Want one of these? - No, I'm good. 276 00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:36,110 It's nice that you came. 277 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,150 ...so stick around. 278 00:23:41,230 --> 00:23:44,280 I'll tell you what, ladies. What don't I just jump in? 279 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:47,210 Why not? 280 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,130 He's not supposed to... I don't understand. 281 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,280 Hello beautiful babies. 282 00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,150 What the fuck is Jay Galatas doing here? 283 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:59,150 I've been asked to talk to you about gender of all the frightful things. 284 00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:01,190 So here goes. Buckle up. 285 00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,330 The thing that really strikes me about the gender debate, 286 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:07,330 and let's be clear now, that basically means women talking loudly, 287 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:11,240 is this: if there is a Patriarchy, then women should be grateful. 288 00:24:11,270 --> 00:24:13,200 - Let's just go. - Why should we? He has no right... 289 00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:16,330 Guys, you're so... Wow. Yeah, I know. 290 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:20,320 What you need to realise is that to all the lovely ladies around you 291 00:24:21,010 --> 00:24:23,110 you're just a rapist in waiting. 292 00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:24,210 If you speak up against them 293 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:27,140 you'll be attacked by a bunch of angry libtards. 294 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:30,150 Gents, you are the victims of gender inequality... 295 00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:32,100 You have no right to be here. Get out. 296 00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:35,020 I'm sorry, darling. Am I doing the wrong type of speaking? 297 00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:37,170 You see how illustrates my point entirely? 298 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,050 Feeling sad? Patriarchy! 299 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,140 Not rich enough? Patriarchy! 300 00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:45,180 Regret your drunken fuck? Patriarchy! 301 00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:49,000 Sit down, sister. People pay a lot of money to hear what I've got to say. 302 00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:51,180 You're not allowed to just... 303 00:24:51,210 --> 00:24:55,090 I'm not allowed? Don't they teach free speech here? 304 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,170 Probably not. Sit down? 305 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,130 How can we help you, Jay? What are you here to talk about exactly? 306 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,980 - Oh another one! - No, seriously. 307 00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:05,130 I mean, two years ago you were on the national news, 308 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:09,050 and now you're doing open mic in a student union. 309 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,190 Fucking hell! Bookings must have really dried out. 310 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:15,130 - Can't help being controversial. - You're not controversial, Jay. 311 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:19,140 You outed yourself as a fame-hungry attention seeking twat 312 00:25:19,170 --> 00:25:21,180 and then you became irrelevant. 313 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,880 Everyone here is really fucking bored of what you've got to say, 314 00:25:23,910 --> 00:25:24,960 so just hurry up, will you? 315 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:28,020 Go on. Oh was that all? Okay, well fuck off then. 316 00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:31,880 Hang on! 317 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,870 Fuck off! 318 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,830 Hang on! 319 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,980 Okay, Holly, so that was phenomenal. 320 00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:52,810 - Did you bring that cunt here? - It wasn't us. 321 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:53,930 Then why are you here? 322 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,780 Shock horror, a little bit of provocation at uni. 323 00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:57,810 - Didn't you have fun? - Holly... 324 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,830 - You wanna go? - Hey... 325 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,890 We're having a party at the beach later. You should come. 326 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,790 Piss of, mate. 327 00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:12,910 - That went well. - Did the trick, though. 328 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,020 So close, mate. 329 00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:19,830 - Where are you out to? - You'll see. 330 00:26:20,990 --> 00:26:24,020 Haven't seen badass Holly for a while. Where'd she come from? 331 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,750 Leave me alone, Lou. 332 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,900 No hugs and kisses then? 333 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,900 Bring me anything? 334 00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:25,760 No. 335 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,860 Where've you been? 336 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:31,980 I've just been really busy. 337 00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:36,890 Did your therapist tell you to stop coming, or Louise? 338 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:40,840 Oh, it was Louise. That little cunt. 339 00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:44,830 I stopped coming because I didn't want to see you, Rachel. 340 00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:46,820 Why? 341 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,880 I keep your secrets. I think that's enough. 342 00:27:52,990 --> 00:27:57,880 You mean how we killed someone? That's your secret too, babe. 343 00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:05,840 So why are you here? 344 00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:08,820 - You miss me. - No. 345 00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:12,990 Yeah, you do. I'm the only one you tell the truth to. 346 00:28:16,870 --> 00:28:18,900 I met someone... 347 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:24,930 There's something weird about him, about the people he's with. 348 00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:29,840 I thought you looked good. Fucking nutters always suited you. 349 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:37,010 Sorry... okay? Sorry. I'm listening. 350 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,110 Things have been good, you know. 351 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:49,090 Normal. I go to work. I go to uni. 352 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:55,010 Louise leaves me alone. And then today I just... 353 00:28:55,050 --> 00:28:57,930 - What's going on? - Nothing... 354 00:29:02,050 --> 00:29:04,070 I just lose my balance around her. 355 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:07,130 You mean you stop pretending to be a boring little uni student. 356 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:10,050 - I'm not doing anything. - Not yet. 357 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:13,090 I don't know why I'm here. 358 00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:17,920 Because you wanna know whether to fuck this guy or kill him. 359 00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:19,930 Maybe both? 360 00:29:23,950 --> 00:29:29,090 Sometimes I forget that you are truly insane. 361 00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:32,110 You came because you're turned on. 362 00:29:33,970 --> 00:29:36,960 I can see it in your face. You're ready to go. 363 00:29:37,030 --> 00:29:39,920 Why not just stop pretending? 364 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,010 - Okay, so why are we here again? - Because you were right. 365 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,120 I'm sick of hiding in my room, being worried all the time. 366 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,080 I'm bored. 367 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:42,070 - Where did you get that? - Bartender perks. 368 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,080 Wait, what? 369 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:45,920 She's here. 370 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:49,010 Great. We'e going all in. 371 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,050 - Okay now, this feels like school. - Oh my God... 372 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:22,900 Why did you guys come? 373 00:31:22,930 --> 00:31:25,930 Rayna wanted to go out. She was upset... 374 00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:29,120 I thought I should come too and make sure she was okay. 375 00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:31,930 She seems fine now. 376 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,910 Yeah, you guys came too so... 377 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,130 I'm gonna need more alcohol for this. 378 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,130 Are you going in? 379 00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:51,970 YOU DON'T SMOKE 380 00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:00,130 So did you book Galatas then? 381 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,940 Would it be such a huge deal if I did? 382 00:33:02,970 --> 00:33:05,060 So you're into the shit he says. 383 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,010 Wanting to know what someone's got to say 384 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,950 isn't the same as agreeing with them. 385 00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:13,140 - He humiliated my housemate. - You annihilated him for it. 386 00:33:14,010 --> 00:33:16,060 Didn't it feel a bit good? It was a bit fun. 387 00:33:16,090 --> 00:33:18,140 What the fuck is your deal? 388 00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:22,060 You managed to listen to Jay Galatas speak without being 'triggered' 389 00:33:22,090 --> 00:33:24,930 and having a nervous breakdown. 390 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,960 What does that mean? 391 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,060 Everyone knows what happened to you last year. 392 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,020 And what, I passed your triggering test? 393 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,490 No! God, I just meant... 394 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,480 For Christ's sake... 395 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,510 You always been this arrogant? 396 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,520 Does knowing I'm right make me arrogant? 397 00:33:48,550 --> 00:33:50,460 Yeah. 398 00:33:53,550 --> 00:33:56,590 - I didn't book him, Holly. - It's still not funny. 399 00:33:57,450 --> 00:33:59,410 You're smiling. 400 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:07,400 I don't usually turn up at people's houses, you know. 401 00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:12,460 - Am I supposed fired by that then? - I just really like you. 402 00:34:13,390 --> 00:34:16,460 It is pointless to make it more complicated than it is. 403 00:34:16,610 --> 00:34:20,410 Have some fun Holly. Come on. 404 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:34,560 You've got problems. 405 00:35:01,590 --> 00:35:04,380 Feeling better? 406 00:35:05,390 --> 00:35:07,440 Who knows. 407 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:11,430 Jack can have that effect on people. 408 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,500 Did you meet at uni? 409 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:21,390 No, we go further back. He's my brother kind of... 410 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,410 Is it just me or is he a bit mental? 411 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:28,410 Well, the internet says you are. We like that. 412 00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:32,390 Fuck! 413 00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:35,530 I can't watch her anymore. Can we please take her home. 414 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,470 Just go. 415 00:35:39,610 --> 00:35:41,500 Okay. 416 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,650 - Rayna, we're leaving. - I'm gonna stay. 417 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:53,570 Come on, we can share an Uber. 418 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,530 I'm fine, Holly. 419 00:35:55,610 --> 00:35:57,510 Let's go. 420 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,560 No! Rayna!